Straight men are indeed very cute beings. They always have some seemingly strange thoughts in their minds. If these thoughts are met by someone who knows them well, it will actually be a plus, because they are indeed very cute. . But once it comes to the relationship between men and women, many of the practices of straight men will be completely incomprehensible. Because most of the time, some aspects of straight men are really incomprehensible to people. Below are many examples of straight men’s chatting methods. Straight men can refer to the following to see if you have made any mistakes in straight men’s chatting.
1. Brainless straight man
1. Man: Are you angry? precious?
Female: No.
Male: Okay, then I’m going to play two games!
The next day, the straight man cried to the sky. I already care about her so much, why would she break up with me?
2. Female: Then say you miss me 100 times.
Male: Miss me.
Male: Miss me.
Male: Miss me.
……
Female:? ? ? You tm? ?
Straight men: Please tell me, why are women unhappy? I typed these 100 times by hand! Not copied! I am so sincere!
Straight man: Haha, women, needles in the sea, are really hard to take care of!
The straight man in the picture above stayed up all night and was afraid that his whole head would turn green.
2. Straight men who think they are humorous
Straight men: Is my reply very humorous? ! She must have been tempted by me.
Female: You may have never seen a red exclamation mark!
Straight man: He always picks up black people, how unqualified he is!
3. Straight men who don’t know how to speak
Otherwise, can you help others?
Straight man:? ? What did I say wrong? ?
Straight man: I praised her grandma for being very good at choosing time, but this is not okay?
Straight men: Want to compete with me for food? Dream on!
3. Examples of straight men’s chat methods
1. Men : I suddenly want to flirt with you, haha
Female: What’s wrong?
Male: Just tell me, hahaha, I’ve been single for so long that even when I see a dog, I’m pretty.
Analysis: Oh, this kind of chat is so cool... I look so pretty when I see the dog. "Oh, fuck you." . . ”
2. Male: Do you have body odor?
Female: ?? I don’t have it!!!
Male: Then why are you so charming like a fox?
Analysis: Inexplicable and earthy love words are basically deducted.
3. Male: Your avatar doesn’t look very pretty, it’s a bit scary.
Female. : The avatar is not my own.
Man: Then why did you put this avatar?
Woman: I’m happy with it.
Man: Oh, you have bad taste.
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Female: [Goodbye]
Analysis: It’s just a matter of minutes... “What I said is the truth! ! Why did he block me? ? ", "Oh, then go there by yourself. ”
In general: the above examples of straight men’s chatting methods can be viewed as jokes or as a warning. And don’t think that you are saying such super straight men’s words If you don't come out, as soon as you get up, you will do something you can't even imagine.
