The reason why boys with high EQ tease girls and laugh is because all the thoughts and reactions of girls are expected by boys with high EQ, and girls know nothing about it. Boys with high EQ enjoy it The key is to play with the sense of superiority between others and others - this is one of the cores of humor!
This is why many boys are funny in front of familiar people, but when they meet the girl they love, The reason for poor performance - lack of understanding of girls. In fact, humor is pretending to keep oneself in the dark, allowing girls to have a God's perspective, (actually the opposite) creating an absurd and misplaced drama!
Tips to make girls happy
1. Do you think you can’t be found if you hide? It’s no use, you are such a charming man, no matter where you are The place is like a firefly in the dark, so bright, so outstanding, your melancholy eyes, the mournful beard, the miraculous knife skills, and the cup of DRY MARTINE, you are deeply fascinated by me, but even though you are so outstanding, there are rules in the industry. No matter what, you have to pay for last night's overnight stay! Do you want to ask a woman not to pay?
< p> 2. I thought that based on our friendship, we could talk about some feelings, but I didn’t expect that it was still a business.3. Before a monkey eats peanuts, he must stuff them into his butt and then take them out to eat. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it walnuts, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey was frightened. Now it must be measured before eating.
4. After waiting for ten years, I thought the country had forgotten me. How could it be? Even a pair of underwear and a piece of toilet paper have their uses.
5. The child is thinking about issues related to "heredity and environment". The mother interjected: This question is very simple. Everyone knows that if a child is like his father, it is genetic; if he is like his neighbor, it is environment.
6. Xiaoqin, what do you think of me? - There is nothing to say except that I am handsome!
7. It is really not suitable for outdoor sports when it rains. I will go when it rains today. I was swimming and I was all wet!
8. I went to eat KFC at noon and saw four kids from a nearby college ordering a Coke. I was reviewing my homework there, and the table was piled with test papers and notes. I couldn't help but think of my campus life, and a warm current surged in my heart. So I stepped forward and said to them with a slight choke: It's useless, it's too late.
9. A woman got on the bus with her child. The driver said: "This is the ugliest baby I have ever seen." The woman said to the man sitting next to her: "The driver insulted me!" The man said : "Go and settle the score with him! I'll hold your monkey."
10. It is said that a doctor went to a restaurant to eat, and the waiter handed him the menu. When the doctor saw the waiter’s hand scratching behind his butt, he said casually: You must have hemorrhoids! The waiter said politely: Sir, please order what is on the menu. vegetable.
