What should I talk about with girls? This is a very troublesome question for many friends. Whether they have just met or have known each other for a while, they will be troubled by the topic. Today, the editor brings you the coldest and shortest joke in history. When you don’t know what to talk about, you can let the joke come to your rescue.
1. What animal is the most frightening?
Answer: Sea lions
Reason: I will still be scared, I will be scared when I wake up and I am not by your side~
2. Do you know what is a knife hidden in a smile?
Answer: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
3. Do you know what a frog will definitely choke on when eating it?
Answer: Pumpkin.
Reason: Difficult!
4. Do you know why the emperor dare not go to the hospital for medical treatment?
Answer: Because he is afraid of "treating the disease (me) Drugging".
5. I had my wisdom teeth pulled out a few days ago, so I went to see the doctor:
Doctor: "It will hurt when you pull it out. Do you want full anesthesia or semi-anesthesia?" ?”
I said: “I want it to be slightly spicy!”
6. If you encounter a wild tiger in the wild, you must kneel down and call daddy immediately!
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7. When Yu Gong was about to leave, he called his two sons over, and then said to his sons:
"Move... ."
Then his son said: "Dad, I know! - Liang~Jing~Jing~"
Foolish Old Man!
8 , One day the little rabbit suddenly grabbed the little pig and asked it a lot of very personal, very private, and really embarrassing questions. Then the little pig hesitated and couldn't answer, so the little pig asked the little rabbit:
“Why are you asking me these sensitive questions?”
The little rabbit said: “Because I am a spy rabbit!”
The little pig also breathed a sigh of relief. Said: "Fortunately, I am a hesitant pig!"
9. There was a white balloon and a black balloon walking on the road, and then , the white balloon hit the black balloon, and the black balloon did something. It confessed to the balloon: "Dear~, I fall in love with you~"
10. One day, the rich manHe was taking his dog for a walk in the park, and then suddenly a killer ran out of the grass and pointed a gun at the rich man's dog, bang~
Bang~Two shots and killed the rich man's dog.
The rich man asked the killer angrily: "Why did you kill my dog?"
The killer sneered and said: "Because someone gave me 20 million and asked me to take it. You’re a piece of shit!”
11. Starting from zero, and then it was called zero, and I said, then this is my song.
Zhou R: "Why?"
Because my surname is Lin (Ling).
12. The little rabbit went shopping with her mother. Then the little rabbit laughed at the other little rabbit: "You have a big tongue." The other little rabbit also said: "You are the one with the big tongue!"< /p>
Then my mother appeared and said impatiently (with a loud-tongued tone): "You all should stop arguing."
13. There was a match and it accidentally hit itself When it was lit, it felt very handsome. It proudly said "match stick~, match stick~". Then, it walked to the river, and the river was very unhappy with it. It put it out with a handful of water and said: "Water Awesome!"
14. There was a penguin who was full of confusion about life, so he asked his mother, "Mom, mom, am I a penguin?"
The mother was frightened and didn’t understand why the little penguin would ask such a question, and then said: "Baby, you were born by me, of course you are a penguin!"
Then if the penguin I went to find its father thoughtfully and asked: "Dad, dad, am I a penguin?"
(The bad-tempered) dad slapped it in the face and said: "You are me and your mother?" Baby, you are not a penguin. Did you get mixed up with someone else? Stinky kid! Go away! Go away!
The little penguin (who was slapped) met his grandma very sadly. , then it asked grandma: "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?"
(Gentle) Grandma: "Good boy~, of course you are my good grandson! Your parents They are all penguins, and so am I, so you must be a penguin!"
Finally, the little penguin said doubtfully: "But... I feel a little cold!"
15. One day , there was a person who was sick and went for an intravenous drip, and then he kept smiling at the intravenous drip. Why?
Reason: Because she smiled at the intravenous drip (low)
16. There was one person who I particularly liked Telling jokes, one day she went to the beach to tell jokes, but she never came back. Why?
Reason: Because of the tsunami (laughing)
<p style="text" -align: center;">17. "I have an amazing job"
"What job"
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18. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb?
Reason: Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten filament).
19. What is the blind monk’s favorite game mode?
Reason: Blind selection!
20. What does novice plus novice equal?
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Reason: Little White Rabbit (two).
21. Xu Xian bought a hat for Lady White, but after Lady White put it on, she couldn’t move. Why?
Reason: Because it was a duck tongue ( Snake pressing) hat.
22. Why does the forest always send lions to contact things?
Answer: Lions to contact.
23. Who would you not ask out on a date?
Answer: Children (invariant).
24. Do you know why Superman wears tight clothes when he saves people?
Answer: Because it is important to save people.
25. What plants and animals are like chickens?
Answer: trees and horses (digital camera).
26. Why are silkworms so rich?
Reason: Because it spins cocoons (frugal).
27. A person singing rap and typing a word on a tree?
Answer: mulberry.
28. What happens if the potato stabs the bun?
Reason: It turns into a bean paste (killed) bun.
29. What kind of disease is baldness?
Answer: Nothing wrong!
30. How did Lin Daiyu die?
Answer: Falling to death (Sister Lin fell from the sky~).
31. Why is Chang'e so fickle?
Answer: Because of change (Pinyin chang +e=English change).
32. It’s time to take an exam, what book can’t you read?
Answer: Encyclopedia (lose all).
33. Do you know what a loan shark will become when it dies?
Answer: loan shark (die).
34. Do you know which animal is the most vicious?
Answer: It’s the orangutan, because it beats its chest (very vicious).
35. A hunter shot a fox, and the hunter died. Why?
Answer: Because the fox is a reflex fox (arc).
36. What will happen if you travel through Fujian?
Answer: You will be allergic (passing through Fujian).
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