On this hot day, I just want to blow the air conditioner in the house morning and night, and don’t want to go out to face the heat wave. But if a girl you like complains about how hot she is, how would you respond? You must know that this is a good opportunity to promote relationships, and maybe you can also take the opportunity to invite girls. What if the girl replies with a warm and humorous reply?
1. I heard that when it’s hot, it’s better to neutralize the heat and cold, so I’ll tell you a cold joke, and I’ll keep it in mind that you’ll feel cold after hearing it. Then you find a cold joke for the girls, such as: If a person can't do anything, it means that he has been struck to death by lightning; if you feel safe if you have money around you, then why do the escorts in the armored truck still carry guns? ? It's really baffling. (As for whether girls will want to hit you after hearing this, I don’t know)
2. You are hot, and the relationship is good. I brought food for lunch today, and it was cold and cold before it was heated. How about you Come over and heat it up for me, and you can save some money on electricity!
3. It’s normal for it to be hot over there. After all, you live in Africa, so when will you come back to me? Our place is warm as spring all year round, which is very suitable for life.
4. Are you so hot? Why don't I think so? So you are angry?
5. Of course it’s hot in the summer. How about I take you to an ice and snow park or an indoor ski resort on the weekend? It’ll be cooler there.
6. I happened to be planning to buy a small fan, a sun umbrella, and an ice bag. If you want to buy anything, I will buy them all and send them to you. On the way to deliver things to a girl, buy her some cold desserts and snacks such as Holila or Haagen-Dazs. (In the process of chasing girls, actions are more intuitive and reliable than sweet words)
7. There is no air conditioning in your place? Why don't you come over to my place when you get off work later? I turned on the air conditioner here and it's very cool! (Before the relationship is in place, it’s one thing whether a girl will come, but it’s your business whether to say it or not)
8. Swimming is most enjoyable when it’s hot, or on weekends Shall I take you to try it? (If a girl shirks that she can’t swim, then you have to teach her; if the girl agrees, then you have more opportunities. And swimming can not only show your figure, but if a girl can’t swim and can’t swim well, you can still You can teach me step by step, of course, the premise is that you are very good at swimming, which is also a specialty)
9. The standard equipment in summer is air conditioning, fans, and iced melon. I will prepare these first, and I will do it later. Send it to you?
10. According to physics, a person may feel hot because he is wearing too much. Otherwise, you can try taking off a piece of clothing. Try it, it will definitely not be that hot.
11. Female: “It’s too hot.” ??
Male: “If you count with your fingers, you need an ice cream right now, it feels so good just thinking about it.”
Female: "Haha, you really know how to do calculations. You are a fortune teller, right?"
Male: "Then why don't I treat you to ice cream after get off work, so that I can be considered a real fortune teller?" I’m sure.”
12. Female: “It’s too hot today”
Male: “Then I’ll take you to eat ice cream after get off work”
Or: "I'll open the air-conditioned room and wait for you after get off work"
Or: "I bought you a bikini, so you won't feel hot when you put it on"
