Girls are always duplicitous. When chatting, it may not be a bad sign if she calls you a scumbag, but the reply at this time should not be too slippery. So how do you respond humorously when a girl calls you a scumbag?</ p>
How can I reply humorously when a girl says I am a scumbag?
1. "I don't know what kind of job you do."
Meeting a girl If you think you are a scumbag, you must stop your greasy, teasing, and flirting behavior. Experts will first switch the topic to a serious and stable side, and the problem will be resolved naturally.
Girls: You are a scumbag
Boys: It’s okay, I don’t know what you do for a living
Girls: I work as an accountant
Boys: Then you are very hard-working. It’s hard to imagine how you face a pile of reports every day
Girls: Haha
2. "You judge me and I will deduct it for you." The ability of hats is really amazing.”
When a girl calls you a scumbag, don’t rush to defend yourself. You can directly question her behavior and let her explain.
Girls: You look like a scumbag at first glance
Boys: Your ability to judge me and slap you is really amazing
Girls: I look at people It’s accurate
Boy: I think your ability to accuse someone wrong is accurate
3." You have to come up with evidence to characterize me so quickly.”
Girls: Scumbag!
Boys: You have to come up with evidence to characterize me so quickly.
Girl: Without evidence, it’s just pure intuition
Boy: What a strange logic, it’s a crime to be punished, so there’s no need to worry
4. “Then I have to feel sorry for you. Have you experienced a lot of scumbags in just one minute?"
When a girl says we are scumbags, we can deftly resolve this by questioning her experience. From her accusing you of being a scumbag, to us feeling sorry for her.
Girl: You are a scumbag
Boy: Then I have to feel sorry for you for a minute. Have you experienced a lot of scumbags?
Girl: Me. . . . .
5. "Is this how you get boys' attention?"
6. " If I really become a scumbag, you will have to take responsibility for me because you curse me every day to become a scumbag."
7. "I will just think you are complimenting me"
8. "Woman Ah, it’s so much faster to turn a page than to flip a book. One second you call someone Xiao Tiantian, and the next second you become a scumbag.”
9. “I was obviously so scumbag that my heart was broken into many pieces”
10. “If you keep your voice down, you don’t know why I’m hurting you”
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