Sometimes when chatting with girls, the girl suddenly says "you are a pig", which may cause some boys to get confused, because this kind of joking term that looks like a curse but is not a curse is a conversation problem that many straight men cannot deal with. Do you silently admit that you are a pig? Or do you strongly deny that I am not a pig? Or do you click the back of your head and let out a silly laugh?
1. I am Marshal Tianpeng, you are Fairy Guanghan
In Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie was Marshal Tianpeng in heaven before he was demoted to earth. Because he liked Fairy Guanghan (Chang'e), he flirted with her after being drunk. Chang'e, who was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor, can be regarded as a sweet-tempered person. She has the courage to "bear with the fame and sing in a low voice in exchange for a shallow cup of wine".
When a girl calls you a pig, you can use this allusion from Journey to the West to reply, and you can also tease the girl. Few girls can resist this advanced counter-routine. .
2. Then let me take care of all the good cabbage
When people see the love combination between a beautiful woman and an ugly man, they like to say - let me take care of all the good cabbage and flowers. Put it in cow dung and other sentences.
Therefore, when a girl says you are a pig, you can reply to her with this sentence and ask the girl whether she is a good cabbage or a rotten cabbage. This not only changes the topic, but also raises the question. Anti-routine index: SSS.
3. Will you still like me even if I turn into a pig?
Maybe the girl was still here a second ago Call you a pig, and when you reply to her - Will you still like me even if I become a pig -, maybe the little excitement in her heart has long disappeared, and she is thinking about how to answer your question.
Using this kind of rhetorical question with high emotional intelligence can instantly reverse your disadvantageous situation in the chat, allowing you to seize the initiative and control of the chat, and make the chat develop in the direction you expect.
4. As long as I can be with you, I am happy to be a pig
As long as a girl is happy, she can say whatever she likes about you, don’t pay attention to it, but flirt with her from another angle. Her!
Make an ambiguous confession in a smooth-flowing way, and give her a surprise earthy love story. It is both humorous and romantic, and it also demonstrates your high emotional intelligence. It can be said that it kills multiple birds with one stone. Very nice way to reply.
5. pig love is big love
Chatting with a girl can either stimulate her emotions or show you attraction. If you can't do both, stop flirting with girls.
If a girl says you are a pig, then you can show off your literary talent when you are playing - pig love is big love, literary and artistic youth clothing is a mustPrepare.
