Many people always say that love life is very boring, and they no longer have the same feeling as when they were passionately in love. At this time, you need to find some fun by yourself, otherwise you may not end up with your girlfriend. The first choice is to be sweeter and tell more jokes to make your girlfriend happy to add fun to your love life.
1. Someone called the bank customer service and asked, "What should I do if I lose my bank card?" The customer service lady said, "You can go to the nearest bank to report the loss first and then apply for a new balabala..." She replied, "I don't. Can you pick it up?" The customer service lady hesitated and replied, "I don't think so because the water in your head will flow out when you lower your head."
2. If your girlfriend complains about someone again, you can say to her, "She is prettier than you." , but you are richer than her. Although she is smarter than you, you are more considerate than her. Although she is more educated than you, you are more capable than her. Although she is smarter than you, you are older than her. Although she has a higher position than you, you are more popular than her. Although she looks better than you, you are healthier than her. Although she is not as fat as you, you are more temperamental than her."
3. Tell your girlfriend to do a magic trick for her, ask her to stretch out her hand, touch her hand, let go and ask her, is it magic? When she is confused, tell her that you went up to the sky just now, touched the little fairy's hand and came back again. The little fairy was very beautiful, just like her.
4. When I got up in the morning, my mother gave me a rabbit: "Your sister asked me to give it to you. "After that, I hurried back to buy vegetables and cook. At eleven o'clock, my sister called from work: "Have you received the rabbit?" Me: "Yes." My sister: "I'm on a business trip, please look after it for me. It likes to eat cabbage leaves." Cabbage leaves? Looking at the braised rabbit meat in the pot, I fell into deep thought.
Then I added some coriander to it...
5. When I was in high school, I participated in the school sports meeting. Because I was asked to make up the numbers, I ended up in the last place. situation. Thinking that it wouldn't be a big deal, I didn't plan to try my best. Unexpectedly, at this moment, the girl I have always had a crush on yelled next to me: Come on! If you are in the top three, I will be your girlfriend! I felt like I was on fire, and I immediately charged forward and ended up in third place. After delaying my triumphant preparation to accept the love of the girl I had a crush on, I suddenly found that the girl I had a crush on was saying to the last one: Although you didn't make it into the top three, it doesn't matter. I know you have tried your best, so I still I can be your girlfriend!
6. A boy pursues the girl he likes and writes her more than 700 love letters in succession. Love, this unremitting efforts finally promotedThey became a good match, and the girl finally married the postman...and the boy was so angry that he also ran to be a postman.
When you are searching for jokes to make your girlfriend happy, you can also look for them from your lives, because these are the life memories shared by the two of you.
