Whether you are chatting with girls or coaxing girls, humor can be a good bonus. In order to help you make girls feel humorous and make the other party's heart flutter during the chat, the following is Share some provocative and humorous chat words with everyone.
1. Flirting and humorous chat words
1. My dear, you are my heart , you are my liver, you are 3/4 of my life, I will feel bored even if you are not here, please marry me.
2. Do you know, I hate you because you stole my heart, robbed my love, deceived my affection, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate you most is that you waste it. My mobile phone bill is a dime!
3. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea leaves and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car, would you? Driver, will you drive me? If you were the money and I was the bankbook, I would definitely take it from you. < /p>
5. I hope you are my sun... No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on all men. And I just want you to look after me.
6. I went to the hospital and saw many doctors, but none of them could cure my monotony.
7. I am a little afraid of you, afraid that you will steal my heart.
8. Will you like me? If not, I can teach you.
9. You are obviously not short-sighted, why can’t you see that I like you.
10. Send me your location and see where my heart goes.
11. Meeting you is like a rain of carrots in the world of rabbits.
12. I seem to have ADHD. My heart starts pounding when I see you.
13. Do you know what my shortcomings are? It's your fault.
14. You should list it on Taobao. Because you are also a treasure.
15. Don’t complain, hug me.
16. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.
17. What would you like? I have been thinking about it for a long time but I am still not sure. I will definitely ask you in person next time in my dream.
18. You are different, you are my next life.
19. On a rainy evening, I will crawl into your ear and whisper love words.
20. Regardless of this life or the next life, all I want is you.
2. Humorous love words are necessary to coax girls
1. Question: What will happen to you if ten bottles of beer go down?
Answer: Let them come up again.
2. Question: Do you dare to say how many members of the opposite sex you have kissed?
Answer: No. But every time I add one, I write it down on a card. I later made four decks of poker out of these cards.
3. Question: Both lovers are on QQ, but they have not spoken for 10 minutes. What does that mean?
Answer: The boss is nearby.
4. Question: If I give you 1,200 yuan, what car should I buy?
Answer: Let’s buy a chess set. There are four cars! There are also four BMWs.
5. Question: If you have a pet that you have kept for 10 years and a lover that you have been dating for 1 week, you have to give up one of them. Which one do you choose?
Answer: Give up the pet and give it to him. lovers.
6.i Question: Describe your driving ability in four words.
Answer: The traffic policeman was speechless.
